Chapter 2 - Bellies

Here is the lovely G at the twenty weeks milestone. There is no hiding it anymore. That little 'extra' bump now resembles more of a smuggled wok than the half eaten cantelope.

This is probably the last week that these jeans will.... um... fasten. I wonder could they make waste extenders that zip into place. Just keep adding ever extending triangular patches to the button and fly of the pant. And of course you could have messages printed on the patch, like '22 weeks along' or 'would you let me know if I forgot to zip'. Might be on to something here.

If you stare at G's.... umm... torso as if it were one of those 3d posters a tropical frog begins to appear.

Ahh this all still very exciting. Occasionally there are reports of possible Lil Peanut bumpings. Actual bumping havn't been confirmed. They might be confused with digestion, gas, or hunger.

Momma G is more beautiful than ever. She appears to be accepting the bodily changes with grace and a spirit of discovery.



Here is S at 20 weeks. The doctors are concerned. He appears to be around 32 weeks along. Suspicions of twins have not been discounted. Gas, indigestion and hunger have all been confirmed. Do not stare at S's torso as it has a gravity all its... oops to late...

you will make me a 4 layer frozen treat... make the buddha a 4 layer frozen treat... resistance is futile.

Just for the record, S was pushing his stomach out. There is no way he is more than 28 weeks along.